WMD Dismantled in Parliament Square

So much for freedom of speech.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5007214.stm

In the early hours of Tuesday morning, about 0235 am, over 50 police officers were sent to disarm the latest threat to British national security, someone who British intelligence have been observing carefully for many years now. Upon arrival, the police were surprised by two of this terror mastermind's chief lieutenants who audaciously climbed on top of a metal container and began blowing whistles and waving banners. They were quickly subdued by London's finest. Indeed, such courage, as that of 50 police officers overpowering 3 of the greatest menaces to British society, has not been seen since 6 anti-terror squad officers fearlessly left unarmed defenceless Babar Ahmad with over 50 injuries on his body, 2 life-threatening.

So who was this evil wretch in the heart of London plotting to destroy Western civilization from within? How dare he openly publicise his hate-filled propaganda and brainwash susceptible impressionable young Muslims? Such a man should be banged up without charge, no questions asked. 90 days just to begin with.

The man in question was none other than 56-year old Brian Haw, a peace activist who has been continuously protesting outside the Houses of Parliament for almost 5 years. His WMD - numerous anti-war placards supplied to him by hundreds of sympathisers from all over the world. The government could just not tolerate one man telling them the very truth they try so hard to deny.